My tumblr tells you what I love and what I care about. Even if I don't act like it to you, I'm obsessive about so many things. I care about more things than I should. So many things make me happy and make me laugh. My tumblr will tell you more than I would ever tell you myself.
とまれ とまれよ 俺は泣いてちゃいけないんだ
IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER
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I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical
It is, and I am so happy.
So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that
the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.
Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.
This post just keeps getting better and better.
Holy crap this is awesome.
my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.
cool it comes with a free refill
How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??
FUCKING THANK YOU
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Sad black and white blog
never to late for daddy son bonding
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents