My tumblr tells you what I love and what I care about. Even if I don't act like it to you, I'm obsessive about so many things. I care about more things than I should. So many things make me happy and make me laugh. My tumblr will tell you more than I would ever tell you myself.
Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns (via a-thousand-words)
[throws a chair] i just want that character to be happy
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
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This is the bs that shows up on google search for Asian and when I try to tag my tumblr and twitter posts “Asian.” Try and tell me this Asian fetish and racism ain’t real.
i didn’t expect you to follow back and now i have to seem cool, a novel
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with
i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY